

I live by the beach and this little guy just popped by for a visit
EXCUSE ME
Excuse me, do you have a moment to talk about our lord, Poseidon?
“Your hair is red. That’s my second favourite colour.”
“What’s your first favourite colour?”
“Reflective.”
“Is that technically a colour though?”
“It is if I say so. I control words, they don’t control me. Now I imagine you want to touch my muscles. You may want to use both hands, they’re quite large.”
I just realized that Gaston is like Stephen Colbert’s jock brother
You mother fuckers
The importance of consent: a narrative.
I will forever reblog this gifset.
look at how badass she is though i mean some of it gets on her too and doesn’t even give a fuck
Because why the fuck not.
I hate you people T^T

